if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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