jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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