Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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