I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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