...so i touched it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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