How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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