It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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