the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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