You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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