Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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