Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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