Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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