THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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