He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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