There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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