would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
