dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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