I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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