my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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