you win again, gameday.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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