I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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