You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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