BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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