So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Randomize
