I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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