Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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