There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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