so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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