Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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