found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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