Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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