Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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