we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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