I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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