What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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