Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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