I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
pray to the hookup gods
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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