Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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