I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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