i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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