This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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