did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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