Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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