let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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