Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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