i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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