just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I forget how to act sober
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