i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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