i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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