hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Drake has all the answers
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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