I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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