Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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