If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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